- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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