What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A dyslexic blind man

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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