What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Where's my tractor?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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