Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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