Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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