Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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