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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

batman farted so hes retarded

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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