What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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