Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Hail Hitler

black people

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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