- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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