Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Ebola

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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