yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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