Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A woman walks into a bar.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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