- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

white or wheat? wheat please.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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