matt is fat

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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RUN

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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