How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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