Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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women's rights.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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A man died.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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how do you win a game try your best

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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