A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

poopy is poopy

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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