- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What's 9 + 10 19

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Wenis Penis

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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