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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

I literally died laughing

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r