Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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a man was shot.... he died

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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