- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A storm be brewin!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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