- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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