- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

speak now or forever hold your pee

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Wenis Penis

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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