- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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