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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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