- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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