- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

you give like i give lomain

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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