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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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