a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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