- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

your mum

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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