What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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The EPA.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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ur mum

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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