- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Knock Knock. Not home.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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