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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!