Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Grace Ackerson

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What do you call your mom? Mom

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

XD Jackass.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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