Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

a man makes a bad joke

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Grace Ackerson

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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