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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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