- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

whats my name? Matt

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Wenis Penis

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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