- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Your Mom

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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