- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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