- Anti Joke

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.