Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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