- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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