Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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