Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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