roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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