- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to work today....

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

i like men but im not gay

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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