- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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