Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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