Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Water? I hardly know her.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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