- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

You know what's funny? Rape

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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