Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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how do you win a game try your best

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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