What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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