- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

A black student graduated High School

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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