the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Justin Beiber

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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