If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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