Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Granny porn!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

how man

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

this website is a bad joke

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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