Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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