- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

a man makes a bad joke

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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