- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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