What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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