- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

knock knock who's there ?

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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