- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

XD Jackass.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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