- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What are annoying? Ads.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Brain fart

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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