What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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