roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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