Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Robin, get in the car, please.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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