- Anti Joke

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet