- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Manchester City

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

who is really lanky? james cornish

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