What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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