- Anti Joke

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

hey justin

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.