yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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