What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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