- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

salad days!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

your face

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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