some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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