Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

women's rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Whats funnier than 24.....25

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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