Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A man did not like this site

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Womans baksetball...

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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