What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Face...the other white meat!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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