- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What would u like to drink?

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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