joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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