- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

women's rights

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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