whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A muslim paints Mohammed

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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