- Anti Joke

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot