What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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